President Hasan Çakar has issued a "momentous" which deregulates the anime and asserts the right of all Hasanistanis for waifus. The decree stated that no barriers can be placed on the production, distribution and consumption of anime and its variants, and that Waifus may be held by anyone (although one person at a time) and be traded freely. The law is inspired by President Çakar's hero, Mahusetan national founding father Emiel Hardy.
Çakar issued the following statement following the announcement of the Presidential Decree: "Anime is the DNA of the soul. I have a dream, a wet dream, that one every person in this country will control their own waifu. A land of the truly free, dammit. Where every man is free to watch anime -- to consume Eniakism -- for himself. Damn all these straight-edged non-anime watchers and crypto-homosexual superhero fans. Screw this 24/7 MicroWiki spew of anti-Dutch propaganda by the Pagan neckbeard. Screw "Mouzilo gay pride". Screw those insult anime! Screw all of it! Burn it all down!"
The full decree can be read here.
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