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Friday, 31 July 2026

2026 MicroWorld Cup: Knockout stage progresses as dramatic playoff ends with controversy

The knockout stage of the Slopfest 2026 Intermicronational Haxball World Cup has begun, with three matches already having been completed and two semi-finalists prepared to face-off. Most notably, the dramatic playoff round match between Minaki and the Independent Team ends in controversy over what has been called a "VAR intervention".

Current tournament bracket

Mahuset v Tymbarc

The first game, held on 28 July, was the quarter-final between Mahuset and Tymbarc. Despite expectations of a close contest, Tymbarc defeated Mahuset with a comfortable score of 5-2. Mahuset had some good chances to score themselves, but the game was largely dominated by Tymbarc.

Full match replay available here

Minaki v Independent Team

The next match to occur, on 29 July, was the playoff fixture between Minaki and the Independent Team. The winner of the match would earn a place in the quarter-final against Brennonia. Both teams had a similar performance in their respective group stages, so a close game was expected.

Both teams played passionately in an exciting game, with the Independent Team seemingly stronger but Minaki equalising to prevent them from leading for too long. The two sides also had numerous missed chances on goal. At the second minute and forty-eighth second, Minaki scored a late goal to make the score 4-3. However, the most notable and dramatic moment of the match came a few seconds later. The Independent Team, needing a equaliser to prevent themselves from elimination, managed to push the ball into Minaki's net. However, the game ended as soon as they managed to do this and the goal was not counted. The Independent Team were eliminated in a devastating manner.

Soon after the game, the Independent Team protested the result. They criticised tournament organiser Hasan Çakar, who had been observing and recording the match, for having accepted the result as official and believed that a rematch should have been held. The Federation described the tournament's recognition of the result as a "VAR intervention" and an "officiating failure". Çakar responded that he was simply accepting the result set by HaxBall's game mechanics. Minaki has said that recordings of the match show that the ball had not crossed the goal line while the match was still ongoing, only doing so after the game had ended. 

The Independent Team agreed to have the matter brought to a neutral arbiter. The Brennonian government later took the role of deliberating the issue, as the match had been virtually hosted in Brennonian territory, and appointed Emiel van der Huijsen to serve as the arbiter. Preparations have been made to address the issue through arbitration.

Minaki's dramatic victory was widely celebrated in the micronation, being considered its first knockout stage victory in any sort of competitive event and probably the country's greatest competitive achievement so far.

Full match replay available here

Brennonia v Minaki

Following their victory over the Independent Team, Minaki agreed to play their quarter-final game against co-host Brennonia later the same day.

A rematch of their previous group game, which ended in a 4-0 victory for Brennonia, Minaki had hoped motivation from their previous victory would lead to a victory over Brennonia and the semi-finals awaiting them. However, Brennonia brutally demolished Minaki's dreams with a crushing 10-0 victory (larger than their previous meeting). The ten goals in the game have sent Brennonia to second-place in the tournament's Golden Boot race with a total of twenty-six goals, alongside continuing their streak of not conceding a single goal against an opponent (being the only competitor to do so).

Brennonia is set to face Tymbarc in the second semi-final.

Full match replay available here

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Tuesday, 28 July 2026

2026 MicroWorld Cup: Complete results of the group stage and current ELO rankings

The following article includes the complete results of the group stage and the official Slopfest 2026 Intermicronational Haxball World Cup ELO rankings at the end of the group stage.

Fixtures 

Note: Fixtures are not listed chronologically, but by their original draw order.

Group A

  • Hasanistan 3-0 Parasolia (Batyr, Hasanistan | 27 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • New Oplaya w/o Gora Mira* (KaramankaÅŸ, Hasanistan | N/A | N/A)
  • Hasanistan w/o Gora Mira* (KaramankaÅŸ, Hasanistan | N/A | N/A)
  • Parasolia 4-1 New Oplaya (Batyr, Hasanistan | 5 July 2026 | Video replay)
  • Gora Mira w/o Parasolia* (KaramankaÅŸ, Hasanistan | N/A | N/A)
  • Hasanistan 11-2 New Oplaya (Batyr, Hasanistan | 15 June 2026 | Video replay)

Gora Mira withdrew from the tournament. Their opponents were awarded walkover victories for the unfulfilled fixtures.

Group B

  • Pearson Republic 1–11 Tymbarc (Duck Island, Yotamistan | 27 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Stanland 3–2 (a.e.t.) Kipstania (Duck Island, Yotamistan | 15 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Tymbarc 3–2 Kipstania (Duck Island, Yotamistan | 20 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Stanland 14–0 Pearson Republic (Duck Island, Yotamistan | 20 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Tymbarc 4–6 Stanland (Duck Island, Yotamistan | 14 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Kipstania 12–1 Pearson Republic (Duck Island, Yotamistan | 20 June 2026 | Video replay)

Group C

  • Arlandica w/o Kustia* (Brennongrad, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
  • Brennonia 4–0 Alpecona* (Brennongrad, Brennonia | 19 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Brennonia 12–0 Kustia (Brennongrad, Brennonia | 19 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Alpecona w/o Alpecona** (Brennongrad, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
  • Brennonia w/o Arlandica* (Brennongrad, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
  • Kustia 0–1 Alpecona* (Brennongrad, Brennonia | 19 June 2026 | No video replay available)

Arlandica were disqualified from the tournament for inactivity. Their opponents were awarded walkover victories for the unfulfilled fixtures.

Minaki originally competed in the tournament as Alpecona.

Group D

  • Independent Team w/o Todia* (Yotam City, Yotamistan | N/A | N/A)
  • Pona 0–11 Nesea (Yotam City, Yotamistan | 20 July 2026 | Video replay)
  • Pona 1–3 Independent Team (Yotam City, Yotamistan | 20 July 2026 | No video replay available)
  • Nesea 13–1 Todia (Yotam City, Yotamistan | 15 July 2026 | Video replay)
  • Independent Team 2–9 Nesea (Yotam City, Yotamistan | 14 July 2026 | Video replay)
  • Todia w/o Pona* (Yotam City, Yotamistan | N/A | N/A)

The Independent Team and Todia were unable to be hold their fixture due to technical difficulties for Todia. A walkover victory was awarded to the Independent Team.

Pona forfeited their game against Todia. Todia were awarded a walkover victory. 

Group E

  • Hortania w/o Knuffeldierland* (Brennonian Hasanistan, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
  • Mahuset 11–1 Ludzervik (Brennonian Hasanistan, Brennonia | 20 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Mahuset 12–1 Hortania (Brennonian Hasanistan, Brennonia | 16 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Knuffeldierland w/o Ludzervik* (Brennonian Hasanistan, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
  • Knuffeldierland w/o Mahuset* (Brennonian Hasanistan, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
  • Ludzervik w/o Hortania* (Brennonian Hasanistan, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
Knuffeldierland withdrew from the tournament. Their opponents were awarded walkover victories for the unfulfilled fixtures.

Ludzervik and Hortania failed to hold their fixture due to scheduling differences. The tournament rankings were used to determine a technical victor between the two, with Ludzervik being granted a technical victory as the higher-ranked team (Ludzervik:, Hortania: ).

Tournament ELO rankings

The Slopfest 2026 Intermicronational Haxball World Cup ELO rankings have been produced by the Brennonian organiser delegation.The rankings are based on each team's performance in the tournament, although walkover victories are not included in a team's ranking points. 

Teams who have not yet been eliminated at this stage in the tournament are marked in bold.

  1. Nesea - 1111
  2. Stanland - 1083
  3. Mahuset - 1081
  4. Brennonia - 1072
  5. Hasanistan - 1065
  6. Tymbarc - 1027
  7. Kipstania - 1007
  8. Parasolia - 1002
  9. Minaki - 989
  10. Independent - Team 988
  11. Ludzervik - 963
  12. Todia - 959
  13. Hortania - 956
  14. Pona - 942
  15. Kustia - 939
  16. New Oplaya - 933
  17. Pearson Republic - 883

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Monday, 27 July 2026

2026 MicroWorld Cup: Group stage ends as teams prepare for knockout journey

The group stage of the Slopfest 2026 Intermicronational Haxball World Cup concluded yesterday. Co-hosts Hasanisan and Brennonia both qualified in top position within their respective groups, alongside Stanland, Nesea and Mahuset. Tymbarc will join them with an automatic qualification to the quarter-finals as the best second-placed team, with the help of a +9 goal difference, while the other second-placed teams (Parasolia, Minaki, the Independent Team and Ludzervik) will battle it out in the playoff round for a place in the quarter-final.

Final group standings

The quarter-finals will see two highly anticipated contests, Stanland vs Nesea and Mahuset vs Tymbarc. Stanland vs Nesea will see the winner of the so-called "group of death" Stanland face off against a Nesean team who are the tournament's top scorer and leader in the golden boot race, both regarded as potential champions. Meanwhile, Group B runner-up Tymbarc will seek to show their capability against a Mahuset who dominated Group E. Co-hosts Hasanistan and Brennonia will play the winner of the two playoff games, respectively Parasolia vs Ludzervik and Minaki vs the Independent Team.

Knockout bracket (excludes playoff games)

In the first playoff game, to face Hasanistan, the second-ranked and fifth-ranked runner-ups face off. Second-ranked Parasolia heads into the game as strong favourite, having advanced with a confident 4-1 victory over New Oplaya in Group A. Their opponent Ludzervik are the only knockout stage team to have not actually won a game, having only qualified through technical victories (due to Knuffeldierland's withdrawal and a marginally-higher tournament ELO rating than Hortania being in their favour when both teams failed to play by the group stage's deadline), and their only actual game being a crushing 11-1 defeat to Mahuset.

In the other playoff game, the third-ranked and fourth-ranked runner-up teams play to eventually challenge Brennonia. This match that appears to be a closer contest, with both teams having similar group stage performances. Third-ranked Minaki (previously known as Alpecona) had previously played Brennonia, losing 4-0, but came second after a 1-0 victory over Kustia and a technical victory due to Arlandica's disqualification for inactivity. The Independent Team's campaign began with a 9-2 defeat to Nesea, but they recovered soon after with a 3-1 victory over the Republic of Pona and came second in their group after Todia forfeited their game with the Independent Team due to technical issues.

Second-placed team rankings

A full list of group stage results, as well as links to match recordings and the tournament ELO rankings, can be seen here.

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Friday, 17 July 2026

Hasanistan participates in Tic-Tac-Toe Tournament and Friendship Games

Over the past two months, Hasanistan participated in the Micronational Olympic Federation's Tic-Tac-Toe Tournament and the Micronational Friendship Games of the Friendship Nations Group. Hasanistan was represented in both events by Hasan Çakar, who had previously won medals in the MOF eGames and Intergames.

Hasanistan was unsuccessful in the Tic-Tac-Toe Tournament, which came to a close at the beginning of this week, but managed to achieve three medals in its debut appearance at the FNG Friendship Games.

2026 MOF Tic-Tac-Toe Tournament

Hasan Çakar competed on behalf of Hasanistan in the 2026 MOF Tic-Tac-Toe (Noughts and crosses) Tournament. The Tic-Tac-Toe Tournament is one of a series of new single-discipline events held by the Micronational Olympic Federation and was virtually hosted by the Duchy of Firburg. Çakar entered the tournament with a history of having only participated in a tic-tac-toe event at the 2025 Intergames, where he was eliminated in the first stage in a 2-1 defeat to a representative from Gunaka.

Çakar was placed Group A in the initial stage, dubbed the "Horse Meadow" Group, alongside Johannes I (Slitronia), Gruyere (Erland), Filip I (Nesea), Chrzan (Nordmeer, now known as Alpecona), Julian Boevink (Stanland) and Peteros (Mendersia). Çakar ultimately finished fifth in the group with a 2-0 victory over the Standlanic representative and an awarded victory by forfeit against Peteros of Mendersia (who had been disqualified due to inactivity), having lost his four other games (all by two games to zero). Çakar had been tied on points and head-to-head record with the representatives from Nordmeer and Stanland for the fourth qualification spot, but Nordmeer's Chrzan was awarded the qualification spot.

The event was ultimately won by Eric Smith of Mendersia, who defeated Tree of Medoles by two games to zero in the final.

2026 Friendship Games

Hasanistan participated in the 2026 edition of the Friendship Games of the Friendship Nations Group, its first attendance in an event of the Friendship Nations Group. Hasanistan had originally joined the organisation on 7 August 2025, after signing a treaty establishing mutual recognition with the State of Samizdat. The Micronational Friendship Games is a virtual sports event, with this edition having featured football, table tennis, boxing, bowling, volleyball and basketball. The event was held over the month of June. Notably, the host of the event was an anthropomorphic chilli pepper called the "Silly Chilli".

Hasanistan participated in three events in the Friendship Games and earned a medal in each one, a gold medal in table tennis, a bronze medal in boxing and a silver medal in bowling. Hasanistan finished fourth in the overall medal table, which was topped by the event's "overall winner" Selaris Empire who had achieved four goal medals and one silver medal.

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Sunday, 28 June 2026

2026 MicroWorld Cup: Hasanistan advances as group stage nears end

As the group stage nears its third and planned final week, co-host Hasanistan successfully qualified for the quarter-finals with a 3-0 victory over Parasolia in its last group game. Hasanistan has now won its group with officially three victories and, with today's victory and the previous 11-2 trouncing of New Oplaya, a robust goal difference of +12.

While the score was 3-0, Hasanistan's player Hasan Çakar said that Parasolia was not an easy opponent. Parasolia's offensive play managed to put Hasanistan on the defensive, including an impressive chance on goal in their kick-off after Hasanistan's third goal, although they could not ultimately penetrate Hasanistan's defence. However, Hasanistan showed good manoeuvrability in its attack and managed to outflank the Parasolian player for each goal. Hasanistan even nearly scored a fourth in the final period, prevented by a decent Parasolian defence.

A replay of the game between Hasanistan and Parasolia can be viewed here on the HBY YouTube channel.

Çakar described the game as a good test run for Hasanistan's knockout journey. As Group A winners, the co-host country will face the winner of the playoff between the second- and fifth-best second-placed teams. Hasanistan has so far been confirmed to be joined with the winners of Group B and E, Stanland and Mahuset respectively. The other competing co-host Brennonia has won two of its group stage, guaranteeing it at least a second-placed finish.

Current group stage standings

Regarding the other groups and participants:

  • The tournament saw two withdrawals, Gora Mira of Group A withdrew citing internal instability and Knuffeldierland of Group E withdrew due to "technical issues". Both team's games have been declared walkovers and considered victories by forfeit for their respective opponents.
  • Group A: With Hasanistan's two victories and Gora Mira's withdrawal, Parasolia and New Oplaya are now locked into a decider match for second-place.
  • Group B: The first group is be completed and now considered the "group of death" due to the strong performance by its top three teams. Stanland managed to top the group with close victories over Tymbarc (6-4) and Kipstania (2-1 in extra time), as well as a 14-0 domination of the Pearson Republic in the tournament's current record largest victory. Stanland's success has earned them the reputation of tournament favourites. Tymbarc and Kipstania fought the final battle of their group, in a game that has been dubbed the "game of the tournament" (so far), where Tymbarc eventually triumphed to earn second-place.
  • Group C: A 12-0 trouncing of Kustia and a confident 4-0 victory over Alpecona has set up co-host Brennonia in a position of likely winning their group. Alpecona earned a tight 1-0 win against Kustia, likely eliminating the Kustians. Arlandica has yet to play.
  • Group D: Group D has currently not yet played a game.
  • Group E: Mahuset has qualified with triumphs over Hortania and Ludzervik. Most notably, Mahuset surprised fans as it humiliated rival Hortania 12-1 in a highly anticipated derby match, which has led to Hortania accusing the Mahusetans of cheating (regarded as fake news by Batyr Times fact checkers). Hortania and Ludzervik are set to face off in a decisive game for second-place.

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Hasanistan, officially the Federal Republic of Hasanistan (Hasani: Hasanistan Federal Jumhuriyeti), is a self-proclaimed state with territorial claims situated across the Greater Middle East region. Hasanistan has been described as a micronation or an alternative government by external observers due to its lack of international recognition and the minimal control over the regions it holds territorial claims upon.

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