National Anthem of Hasanistan

Hasanistan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Hasanistan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Hasanistan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Hasanistan, Hasanistan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Hasanistan friend of all except Kygrzstan
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Hasanistan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Hasanistan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Hasanistan, Hasanistan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.

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Hasanistani Space Program Jobs

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Jobs:
Easy to get Jobs:
Space Program Janitor
Space Program Security
Harder Jobs:
Command Control
Space Academy Teacher
Even Harder to get jobs:
Engineer
Amueter Astranout
Hardest Job:
Proffesional Astronaut

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Hasanistani Citizenship

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In order to expand and grow as a nation, Hasanistan will begin considering citizenship applications. For your application, please send your name (this can fake for privacy's sake) and give us a reason why you would make a great citizen. Send your application to microvisionsongcontest@gmail.com or post it on this blog. We will reply to tell you if your application was successful and we will post your name on the blog.

Current Citizens:
hasancakar (Supreme Leader of Hasanistan and Commanding Officer of the Hasanistan Army)
AdmiralT (Admiral of The First Fleet and Commanding Officer of the Hasanistan Space Navy)

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Hasani Revolutionary Militia!!!

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Commander-in-chief of Hasanistan 
Branches:
Hasani Revolutionary Militia

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