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Friday 10 April 2020

Ashukovo throws unprovokedly collective tantrum at Hasanistan

The Ashukov regime has recently re-established itself under the rule of 'Edward Jacobs', a notorious troll and involuntary celibate, and has made one of its first foreign policy actions by launching a cringe-worthy and self-humiliating tantrum at Hasanistan unprovoked.
This collective tantrum began on April 3, with self-declared 'President' Jacobs writing on a Twitter post "Crooked Hasan — a deplorable micronational failure — is back with the usual racism and xenophobia. Keep the trolls out! #NoPasaran" in a petty attempt at attention-seeking which was commenting off the back of an embarrassing so-called 'refutation' of Prime Minister Çakar by the Nova-Occitanian regime Babou Chkaya which only resorted to ad hominems and attempting to frame Çakar as an Adolf Hitler-like figure who wanted to 'genocide Occitanian Jews' in retaliation for being called out as a corrupt person and getting offended by being described as a 'Zionist fanboy'.
The unprovoked annoyance of the Ashukovs was further demonstrated today after the leader of Mouzilo, an ex-Ashukov region which is currently part of Austenasia, made the pointless decision to declare its already-void treaty of mutual recognition with Hasanistan as void, despite the fact that such treaty was already voided by Mouzilo's accession to Austenasia long before this incident (and also by the fact that Hasanistan is no longer independent and part of Montescano), in an obviously partisan-driven manner. Mouzilo is ruled by the same leader of the 'Conservative Party of Ashukovo' (Edward Jacobs' controlled opposition), and this action was nothing more than an attempt by the Ashukovs at using Austenasia as a proxy through which to nonsensically attack Hasanistan. The Twitter page of the 'Conservative Party of Ashukovo' shared the news of Mouzilo's decision and attempted to act like they were unconnected entities.
Prime Minister Hasan Çakar said regarding the Ashukov aggression "It is laughable, I pay no attention to it and I advice anyone with intelligence to do the same. Let the children have their fun". He also replied through the Hasani Twitter account to Mouzilo saying "Meaningless statement as the treaty was automatically voided since neither state is independent anyway, but let the baby has his little tantrum".
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Hasanistan, officially the Federal Republic of Hasanistan (Hasani: Hasanistan Federal Jumhuriyeti), is a self-proclaimed state with territorial claims situated across the Greater Middle East region. Hasanistan has been described as a micronation or an alternative government by external observers due to its lack of international recognition and the minimal control over the regions it holds territorial claims upon.

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