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Wednesday 29 April 2020

Naib-i-Şehinşah bans TikTok

Today, the Naib-i-Şehinşah has issued the second Decree to Defend Public Health, used to defend Hasani citzens from coronavirus, to ban the Chinese-produced video-sharing application TikTok. The decision has been justified in the Act by stating it promotes "spreading debauchery, hedonism and
humiliation among the Population of the World" and is used as an intelligence asset by "the enemies of the Turanian and Islamic people".
Proven use of TikTok shall result in exile, while appearing in a TikTok video intentional or otherwise shall result in forty-years imprisonment. The assets of companies and individuals that produce TikTok located within the territory of Hasanistan are to be seized and re-used for public good.
The Naib-i-Şehinşah said about the matter:
"Seeing these TikTok videos of nurses dancing and different kinds of 'shuffles' and scantily-dressed women doing cringe-worthy dances or humour is shameful and an attack on the revolutionary principles upon which Hasanistan was built. It is a sad state of affairs when some concubine on TikTok is dancing to Satanic music instead of producing mathematics, technology and books about the history of Great Nations such as Hasanistan. We must prevent such behaviour, it belongs to people with no morals like modern Americans or Ashukovs, instead of within Hasanistan."
The full decree can be read here
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Hasanistan, officially the Federal Republic of Hasanistan (Hasani: Hasanistan Federal Jumhuriyeti), is a self-proclaimed state with territorial claims situated across the Greater Middle East region. Hasanistan has been described as a micronation or an alternative government by external observers due to its lack of international recognition and the minimal control over the regions it holds territorial claims upon.

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