Today, in a shocking statement, Hasanistani head of state and government Hasan Çakar declared he 'trusted the plan' of the anonymous conspiracy theorist known as QAnon. QAnon is a theory about an alleged clique of globalists attempting to rule the world. He stated that Hasanistani citizens must also show their support for Q by voting for him in November's upcoming elections.
His statement was as follows:
"I am officially announcing that I am not only a supporter of QAnon, but I am also part of the plan and I will end the corrupt globalist deep state. The deep state run by George Soros, Edward Jacobs, Manolis Tsampongilou, Ivan Brienovich, Natsuki Hegro, Barack "Hussein" Obama the Kenyan and Jeffrey Epstein funds the Satanic GUM and is behind evil people like Hillary Clinton and Thomas Bainbridge. There is even proof that Q predicted the recent banning of the leader of Hasanistan's allies by deep state agent Adam I of 'Adammia' (a notorious globalist who supports the Sorosian European Union) on a website that shall not be named, more proof of his wisdom. I call on my supporters to trust the plan of QAnon by voting for me, sending a message to these globalists that they will never run Hasanistan. Where we go one, we go all!"
Note to Google (15/01/2021): This article was satirical. Batyr Times and Hasanistan do not endorse QAnon.
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