Peace, Purity and Freedom

Monday, 27 July 2026

2026 MicroWorld Cup: Group stage ends as teams prepare for knockout journey

The group stage of the Slopfest 2026 Intermicronational Haxball World Cup concluded yesterday. Co-hosts Hasanisan and Brennonia both qualified in top position within their respective groups, alongside Stanland, Nesea and Mahuset. Tymbarc will join them with an automatic qualification to the quarter-finals as the best second-placed team, with the help of a +9 goal difference, while the other second-placed teams (Parasolia, Minaki, the Independent Team and Ludzervik) will battle it out in the playoff round for a place in the quarter-final.

Final group standings

The quarter-finals will see two highly anticipated contests, Stanland vs Nesea and Mahuset vs Tymbarc. Stanland vs Nesea will see the winner of the so-called "group of death" Stanland face off against a Nesean team who are the tournament's top scorer and leader in the golden boot race, both regarded as potential champions. Meanwhile, Group B runner-up Tymbarc will seek to show their capability against a Mahuset who dominated Group E. Co-hosts Hasanistan and Brennonia will play the winner of the two playoff games, respectively Parasolia vs Ludzervik and Minaki vs the Independent Team.

Knockout bracket (excludes playoff games)

In the first playoff game, to face Hasanistan, the second-ranked and fifth-ranked runner-ups face off. Second-ranked Parasolia heads into the game as strong favourite, having advanced with a confident 4-1 victory over New Oplaya in Group A. Their opponent Ludzervik are the only knockout stage team to have not actually won a game, having only qualified through technical victories (due to Knuffeldierland's withdrawal and a marginally-higher tournament ELO rating than Hortania being in their favour when both teams failed to play by the group stage's deadline), and their only actual game being a crushing 11-1 defeat to Mahuset.

In the other playoff game, the third-ranked and fourth-ranked runner-up teams play to eventually challenge Brennonia. This match that appears to be a closer contest, with both teams having similar group stage performances. Third-ranked Minaki (previously known as Alpecona) had previously played Brennonia, losing 4-0, but came second after a 1-0 victory over Kustia and a technical victory due to Arlandica's disqualification for inactivity. The Independent Team's campaign began with a 9-2 defeat to Nesea, but they recovered soon after with a 3-1 victory over the Republic of Pona and came second in their group after Todia forfeited their game with the Independent Team due to technical issues.

Second-placed team rankings

A full list of group stage results, as well as links to match recordings and the tournament ELO rankings, can be seen here.

Share:

0 comments:

Post a Comment

About us

Hasanistan, officially the Federal Republic of Hasanistan (Hasani: Hasanistan Federal Jumhuriyeti), is a self-proclaimed state with territorial claims situated across the Greater Middle East region. Hasanistan has been described as a micronation or an alternative government by external observers due to its lack of international recognition and the minimal control over the regions it holds territorial claims upon.

Apply for citizenship

Social

Translation

Blog Archive